The Ballad of Sarah PalinSong Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason StormProduced by Warpedcorp*LYRICS*Born in a Hospital in IdahoDidn't meet McCain until a week agoNow she might be our next V.P.She openly admits that she used to smoke weedWhich normally would be totally cool with me,But she said she didn't like it, and that is suspicious.Now she lives in the coldest stateHer husband took her fishing on their very first dateThey got married and had five kidsShe was doing politics, while he was catching squidsSarah, Sarah PalinQueen of the Alaskan FrontierA card carrying member of the N.R.A.Disagree with her, and she'll blow your ass awaySarah's very fond of shooting MooseBald Eagles, Puppies, and even a GooseWhy do they call a group of Goose's Geese?But not a Group of Moose's Meese?I don't know, its weirdBut you shouldn't kill emSarah isn't known for trying to conserveShe wants to drill for oil in a protected reserveDoesn't support abortion, or being gayIts not her fault, just the Republican waySarah, Sarah PalinQueen of the Alaskan FrontierAnd now we've come to the end of the songAlaska's Governor is a Hockey MomSarah soon will make historyAs the first gun totin', nut job, female V.P.Sarah, Sarah PalinQueen of the Alaskan FrontierSarah, Sarah PalinQueen of the Alaskan Frontier [ More Detail ]
ronnie died today 16 august peace be with you ronnie you legend the ballad of ronnie drew sung on the late late show a lovely ballad to a legend of a man [ More Detail ]
see my NEW Big Star Video - My Life is Right!!!I think myself...Why this track isn't a top 10 billboard???"THE BALLAD OF EL GOODO" (Bell/*Chilton*) Years ago, my heart was set to live, oh And I've been trying hard against unbelievable odds It gets so hard in times like now to hold on But guns they wait to be stuck by, at my side is God And there ain't no one goin' to turn me 'round Ain't no one goin' to turn me 'round There's people around who tell you that they know And places where they send you, and it's easy to go They'll zip you up and dress you down and stand you in a row But you know you don't have to, you can just say "no" I've been built up and trusted, broke down and busted But they'll get theirs and we will get ours if you can Just-a hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on Years ago my heart was set to live, oh But I've been trying hard against strong odds It gets so hard at times like now to hold on Well, I'll fall if I don't fight, and at my side is God... [ More Detail ]
A new song written January 5, 2008. A comedy ballad about porn, spam and internet encounters.I have never written down the lyrics for the song "I Want More Porn." I usually do not work from a script or print music. To the best of my knowledge they are;I want more pornMore pop up windowsA masochist is what I amI want more pornAnd unsolicited e-mails, pleaseAnd if you have it could you please send me some spamI want more porn More pop up windowsA masochist is what I amI want more pornAnd casino hot links please, You're sure to winAnd if you have it could you please send me some spamJust the girlsI want more pornMore pop up windowsA masochist is what I amI want more pornAnd 10,000 bulletins from my friendsAnd if you have it could you please send me some spamEverybodyWe want more pornMore pop up windowsA masochist is what we amWe want more pornAnd more videos of people lip synching to We Are The World out of synch, And videos of cats who look like they're talking and maybe they are I don't knowAnd if you have it could you please send me some spam [ More Detail ]
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" is a song composed by Charles Randolph Grean and performed by Leonard Nimoy, telling the story of Bilbo Baggins and his adventures in J. R. R. Tolkien's novel The Hobbit. The recording originally appeared on The Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy (Dot Records Cat. DLP 25835, 1968), the second of Nimoy's albums on Dot Records. It was also released as a single (Dot Records Cat. #45-17028), backed with a "modern thought-image" folk song called "Cotton Candy".A year before the recording was commercially released, Nimoy lip-synched to the recording during a guest appearance on the July 28, 1967 episode of Malibu U, a short-lived variety television series. This segment survives as a "music video" and shows Nimoy (wearing his Star Trek hairstyle as the series was in the midst of production of its second season at the time) and a group of color-coordinated young women, all wearing plastic elf (or Vulcan) ears, singing and dancing on a beach. (One of the dancers on this series was Erin Gray who later gained fame in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century though it's not known if she participated in this particular musical number). Since its rediscovery on the BBC2 documentary Funk Me Up Scotty and propagation over the Internet, it has become a relatively well-known example of 1960s camp. An excerpt from the musical number is also included in the documentary Ringers: Lord of the Fans about The Lord of the Rings fandom.Leonard Nimoy in the music videoFans of Nimoy were intrigued by the fact (revealed in interviews) that Nimoy had read Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings and been exceedingly impressed by it. From approximately 1968 to 1973, several Nimoy and Star Trek fanzine writers and editors (notably Regina Marvinny's Nimoyan Federation) discussed the idea of a live-action The Lord of the Rings film, with Nimoy playing Aragorn, and there was a brief letter-writing campaign. [ More Detail ]
From the Highway 61 Revisited albumLyrics:You walk into the roomWith your pencil in your handYou see somebody nakedAnd you say, "Who is that man ?"You try so hardBut you don't understandJust what you'll sayWhen you get home.Because something is happening hereBut you don't know what it isDo you, Mister Jones ?You raise up your headAnd you ask, "Is this where it is ?"And somebody points to you and says"It's his"And you says, "What's mine ?"And somebody else says, "Where what is ?"And you say, "Oh my GodAm I here all alone ?"But something is happening hereBut you don't know what it isDo you, Mister Jones ?You hand in your ticketAnd you go watch the geekWho immediately walks up to youWhen he hears you speakAnd says, "How does it feelTo be such a freak ?"And you say, "Impossible"As he hands you a bone.And something is happening hereBut you don't know what it isDo you, Mister Jones ?You have many contactsAmong the lumberjacksTo get you factsWhen someone attacks your imaginationBut nobody has any respectAnyway they already expect youTo all give a checkTo tax-deductible charity organizations.You've been with the professorsAnd they've all liked your looksWith great lawyers you have Discussed lepers and crooksYou've been through all ofF. Scott Fitzgerald's booksYou're very well readIt's well known.But something is happening hereAnd you don't know what it isDo you, Mister Jones ?Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to youAnd then he kneelsHe crosses himselfAnd then he clicks his high heelsAnd without further noticeHe asks you how it feelsAnd he says, "Here is your throat backThanks for the loan".And you know something is happening But you don't know what it isDo you, Mister Jones ?Now you see this one-eyed midgetShouting the word "NOW"And you say, "For what reason ?"And he says, "How ?"And you say, "What does this mean ?"And he screams back, "You're a cowGive me some milkOr else go home".Because something is happening But you don't know what it isDo you, Mister Jones ?Well, you walk into the roomLike a camel and then you frownYou put your eyes in your pocketAnd your nose on the groundThere ought to be a lawAgainst you comin' aroundYou should be made To wear earphones.Does something is happening And you don't know what it isDo you, Mister Jones? [ More Detail ]
Crash Test Dummies (featuring Ellen Reid)music video "The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead" from the movie soundtrack "Dumb and Dumber" released in 1994.Written by Andy PartridgePerformed by Crash Test DummiesConcept by Ellen ReidDirected by ?Produced by ?Summary:Trivia: [ More Detail ]
Create your own ringtone from any artist, any track from the Victory Records catalog: http://ringtones.victoryrecords.com/Victory Records is proud to present the video for The Ballad Of Froggy McNasty from the new album Southern California Street Music available now at all good record stores. [ More Detail ]
In Ironforge lives a pervy dwarf. This song is about his way of life.So of course it's kinda kinky and there's a chance you'll see some nudity among other delights.The song is from a real genius named Richard Gotainer, "la ballade de l'obsede"it's in french but don't worry, Vilaeryn was there to help me translate everything so you wont miss a single word of this funny ballad. Thanks also to the Baron Soosdon who helped a lot at every stage of this project.# m a c h i n i m aWanna talk about machinima ? Come chat with us in #machinima at Quakenet !http://olibith.blogspot.com [ More Detail ]
"Ballad of Dwight Fry" - version from Alice Cooper's "The Nightmare", 1975 TV Special. This version is actually the original instrumental track with a new, probably live, vocal by Alice. [ More Detail ]
Ballad o Omae ni (A Ballad For You)1984 Japanese rock band THE MODS (not mod style) went to London for Pearl Harbor's (Pearl E.Gates) recording. [ More Detail ]